Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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