Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.