Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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