Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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