Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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