Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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