At least make sure they are 18
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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