I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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