just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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