i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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