If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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