You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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