yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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