Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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