Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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