That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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