doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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