We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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