It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
the liver wants what the liver wants
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.