I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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