Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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