you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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