Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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