There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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