i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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