If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
she looked like the before picture.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
