Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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