First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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