i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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