It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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