if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
