Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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