Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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