Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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