Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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