I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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