marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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