I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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