i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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