The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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