he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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