I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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