i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize