i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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