haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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