its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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