i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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