you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize