You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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