Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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