ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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