awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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