I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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