Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I have fence marks all over my body
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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