He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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