I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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