i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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