is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I smell stomach acid.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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