But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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